June 6, 2011

If You Give a Mom a Muffin

by Kathy Fictorie

If you give a mom a muffin,
She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She'll pour herself some.
The coffee will get spilled by her three-year-old.
She'll wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she will find some dirty socks.
She'll remember she has to do some laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
She'll trip over some snow boots and bump into the freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan supper for tonight.
She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She'll look for her cookbook. (101 Things to Make with a Pound of Hamburger.)
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill which is due tomorrow.
She will look for her checkbook.
The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two-year-old.
She'll smell something funny.
She'll change the two-year-old.
While she is changing the two-year-old the phone will ring. (Of, course!)
Her five-year-old will answer it and hang up.
She remembers that she wants to phone a friend to come over for coffee on Friday.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.
She will pour herself some.
And chances are,
If she has a cup of coffee,
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.

Speaking of muffins...
...don't you just want to gobble up this cute little muffin?!?
Her name is Julia.

And this is her flower:
The "Julia" Flower.


Anonymous said...

In Your words.."Oh My Word"...absoluetly beautiful,,from my lil muffin to the flower you named after her...I love, love, love it! Along with every other songle beautiful flower you have created! You are a true inspiration to many moms! What an incredible blessing how much your creativity and business has grown! Keep it up! Love your #1 fan/customer! HEather Blum <3

Anonymous said...

Absolutely..."single"had to correct my typo..oopsie

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